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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!