What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."