What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.