What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress