What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog