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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.