What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.