Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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