What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

An utter drag

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.