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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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