Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!