Steel Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.