Sparky.
Sparky
You take him for a drag.
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
The smallest ones.
A cow with short legs
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Dragon balls!
Unhoppy!!
Two chickens and a goat.
Bob
Because they can.
Sparkie.