Sparky.
Sparky
You take him for a drag.
Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.
Their balls are just for decoration.
He had barkinsons disease.
The smallest ones.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
A human.
Permanent waves!
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because they have nerves of steel