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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.