Practice makes perfect.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
The loser was 'thore'
He wax off everyday
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
