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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.