What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945