What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.