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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.