What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday