What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.