What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.