What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.