Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
About four beers
Try to disable sticky keys.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
The SWAT team
A Blunt force
There were no jokes in the Post.
To get to the other side of the story.