What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.