What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"