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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.