What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.