What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.