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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it