What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.