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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!