What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Drunk!

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!