What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Canadians became *penniless*

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What's next, thought crimes?

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Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!