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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.