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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about you?

Me: define "child"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)