What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos