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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.