What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred