When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!