When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.