What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Dairy Cow Jokes More Dairy Cow Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment