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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file