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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files