What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file