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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.