What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!