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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.