What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!