What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....