What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.