What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.