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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd