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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.