What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.