What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!