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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!