What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!