What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.