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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.