What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse