What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.