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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.