What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse