What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.