Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Coke Addict Jokes More Coke Addict Jokes

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)