Coke addicts.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
They both died when they were really popular.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
They never want to log off.
With its punchline
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
See ya next month.
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
He does lots of bare-obics.
They need space.
