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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

Mr. Pibb Jokes More Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.