Coke Addict Jokes

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

Liner Jokes More Liner Jokes

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!