Cocaine Addict Jokes

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...