I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Snort stories
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Pho queue.
Oh secant, you say
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
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They give you two choices but their always out of one.
Because they'll crack up anyways
Because they're both cracked!
Fruit can't talk
Baron mind who you're talking to!
Netflix and pills
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Tranquilized.