Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."