Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.