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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....