What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.