One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Wo
Disney movies can still touch children.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Standing on his head!
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Small medium at large.
He was caught doing lines of math!
For the watch.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Snort stories
