One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
5 years.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Hello hello.
They both go over your head.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Because the devil takes many forms.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
C4.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
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