Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.