Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!