Headline Jokes

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South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.