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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian