How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins