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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins