What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Your car.

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Your head hits the ceiling!

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Its arse.

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What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian