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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian