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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins