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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

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What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.