What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins