What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins