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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture