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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!