Stop laughing and reload
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Because they always miss the joke
Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
To scare off Cat burglars!
Plastic Italians.
