Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Nail its other hand to the floor.
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Stop laughing and reload
A signtist!
He cleaned it!
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Nailed it
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
1 Terrahertz
Because he was grounded.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Cause he's dead.
Incase he got a hole in one!
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Argo down the shops! Kn
There's nothing Dubai.
They never get old
Because abortions float.
