Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Nail its other hand to the floor.
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Stop laughing and reload
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
He's ben affleckted.
A living Ben and Gwen.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.
They go shopping at a department store.
I cry when I chop an onion.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
We do.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
