Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Nail its other hand to the floor.
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Stop laughing and reload
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball.
Kate's back.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Depends on which method you try....
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Because he finally got it
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Ewes sincerely.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
Abort - Bort - Bort!
