Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
A clutch!
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
At the whale weigh station of course.
Somewhere over a rainbow...
Nail the other hand to the floor.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
He was Russian.
There was a lot of ham in him.
What ham I