What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.