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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger