What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.