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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.