What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.