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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors