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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.