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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall