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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.