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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.