What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.