What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!