What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..