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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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