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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.