How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio