How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato