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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!