What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.