Mourning wood!
Vote!
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Because he's covering an erection!
I can maintain polite conversation.
Get off at the next stop!
A slow poke!
He votes!
I don't have a Camaro....
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
He came and went at the same time.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
With their erections.
It's just too hard.
QR
Firewood.
Vote.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
Because he had a cataract!
He was sick of all its shiitake.
A Dell
You can't tuna fish.
Nuclear explosions are bright
Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Teaching the chicken to cook
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Half a cat
Half a centipede!
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
