Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Little Caesars!

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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Finding half of a roach in your food.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT