Mourning wood!
Vote!
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Because he's covering an erection!
I can maintain polite conversation.
Get off at the next stop!
A slow poke!
He votes!
I don't have a Camaro....
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
He came and went at the same time.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
With their erections.
It's just too hard.
QR
Firewood.
Vote.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
She couldn't solve inequalities.
Bad cam'ra
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
Because she was a litter bug.
Vote
He was sick of all its shiitake.
They both say insert Bill here
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
Mourning wood.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
Development of a working match.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Ankara went off the cliff!
Tequila
