Erection Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.