Mourning wood!
Vote!
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Because he's covering an erection!
I can maintain polite conversation.
Get off at the next stop!
A slow poke!
He votes!
I don't have a Camaro....
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
He came and went at the same time.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
With their erections.
It's just too hard.
QR
Firewood.
Vote.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
On their bunnymoon.
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Grounding
The corpse.
Meh
A-flat minor.
Because he has a woodpecker!
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Ewoks
They take the psycho-path.
Metis
Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Because it's a nappy time.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
