Japanese Guy Jokes

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick