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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!