April Sale - 20% Off

Japanese Guy Jokes

What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

Vote

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

You might also enjoy:

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato