Japanese Guy Jokes

What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

Vote

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

You might also enjoy:

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Ryan Jokes More Ryan Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan