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Because he had a cataract!
Ryan
He was sick of all its shiitake.
Hurricanes with cataracts
Cataracts
A Kaiju.
Shiitake mushrooms.
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Cold turkey.
He wax off.
To cut the corners!
Because of their national diet.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
The mycollege.
Because he's such a fungi.
Dunn Walking!!!