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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.