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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.