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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.