What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast