What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.