Who survives?

America.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Who is saved?

America

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.