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Who survives?

America.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.