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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries