What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)