What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Because the condition was untweetable.

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When their time is up.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Angel food cake of course!

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo