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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)