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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!