Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...