Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!