Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!