Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!