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Emo Kid Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.