Emo Kid Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!