Emo Kid Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.