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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!