How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!