One.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
To get to the otherside!
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
