How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.