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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus