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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.