Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor