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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.