Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.