Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.