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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!