I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
He goes back 4 seconds.
A Clock-18
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
I am Root.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Because they are almost never **tired**.
A transit
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
I've never paid to have a lentil on me!
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Nice to meet you both.
Too much quack.
A bird that lays down!
He hates camping
They make good paddles.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.