Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Time Travel Jokes More Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.