Tardi Jokes

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch