The RE-tardis
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Tardis..... I will see myself out..
Because all of the fans left.
Pod people.
They gave him his money back.
He had tentackles.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Dad jokes.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
I'll be Bach.
It saves so much time.
Because they *can't even*!
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.