Tardi Jokes

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.