Tardis..... I will see myself out..
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
They're an anti de-present.
Universal cereal bus
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
By octobus!
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Both crews were marooned.
Leddit go
It didn't have any fans!
They always bomb the punchline!
I don't remember.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
The location of the dirtbag.