Why did Putin forget his backpack at ho...

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?