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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

School Jokes More School Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.