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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

School Jokes More School Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.