Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.