Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.