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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.