Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)