Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!