Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.